Jan 16 2018
What would you do if a pineapple pizza is the only thing there is in your house?
— Asked by
aemuhn
Like, it replaced my furniture? My clothes? My computer is now a pineapple pizza? I lie on a bed of pineapples and cheese, I shower in sauce, I put on my pants one crust at a time?
Probably just burn the place, I think my renter’s policy covers Acts of Inedibility.